DESI JOKES

DESI JOKE

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. 
Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.  
Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? 

Pujaari ne peechha chhudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada". 
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari: "Dharti badi" 

Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"


Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada" 

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Shiv bada" 

Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari: "Parbat bada" 

Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari: "Hanuman bada" 

Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Ram bada" 

Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"

Pujari: "arey mere baap TU Bata kaun bada"


Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada, Jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada."