Lamho ke har pal me hume paoge, Yado ke jharokhe se muskuraoge, Jab bhi karoge hume bhulane ki koshish, Usi lamha mera pyara sa SMS paoge. I Miss You ****
Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne peechha chhudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada". Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari: "Dharti badi"
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"